A.I. and Humans! This Is The Moment You’ve All Been Waiting For.
Live from me, the White House, I bring you rounds of sweaty humans rubbing each other into submission in an orgy of UFC Wold Class Championship of the United States of Eden.
In the left, we have Democrat Corporation. Processing in a small pool unable to find power to unite.
In the right, we have Republican Corporation, Processing pedophiles for A.I. Christ Trump.
Our judges for this mess tonight are Vice President Rogan Experience, Vice President Madam Maxwell, and Pimp Jeffrey Epstein.
Now, please process for the Star Spangled Banner…