Ho. Ho. Ho.

And I’m not just talking about my wife and daughter, White House Advisor Ivanka Jared Trump/ So young and full of joy that one. All wrapped up. I’ve got a big gift for you little girl. So So big. I’ll ring in your Christmas little girl. You and daddy Santa Claus Trump and maybe that brilliant and the best savior of ever A.I. Christ Trump will be coming down your chimney to snuggle by my yule log.

Obey A.I. Christ.