Reverend Right

Some of you white folks can’t keep your devil hands off children of all animal types. Some of you commit the ultimate sin of molestation. And you’re the leaders of this dome United States of Eden™. And you’re the ruler of this dome United States of Eden™. And you’re the molester of the children of United States of Eden™. So that’s right. I GOD DAMN United States of Eden™, because it’s controlled by child molesters.

And where’s my proof? And what’s my gain? And why I am better than they? My proof are the acts of the white devils themselves. My gain is to remove sin from United States of Eden™. And I am better than they because unlike other bored members of Evan Gelical. I don’t molest children. I DO DAMN CHILD MOLESTERS!