I Was A P.O.W.. Therefor, I Can Do Anything
My friends, I know there are some who believe that me having twenty houses or having a servant staff the size of a large business keeps me out of touch with poor people. There are those who will try to convince you that being a crooked politician and taking bribes makes me a bad person. Still, there are many who feel my inability to only fuck my wife makes me a bad person.
My friends, I know these things may seem to make me out of touch with poor people and an immoral being. My friends, you must remember I was a Prisoner of War.
And as a Prisoner of War I am not allow to commit adultery, lie, cheat, horde money, and, yes, my friends, I can even kill and call my wife a cunt.
Being a P.O.W. allows for any politician to even go to war without cause. That’s right. If you think we are warring with the world know. Wait until you give me the power and right to begin to capture and torture my own Prisoners of War. Then, my friends, you will know the extent of my right as a former P.O.W..