Pizza Night!

Breasts feel weird. Why do I have to host the mom this time? I like the dad. The penis limb allows the host to pee standing-up. The human’s breast are interesting. Squishy.

I think I am supposed to sit on the couch? Oh! I have to turn on the television. Movie night, too. Where’s Sara John Trudy James 000A 1123 BCDE? We need dad human to answer the door and get the pizza and give tip!

Tip, shit. They don’t take Dollar coin. I need dollar bills. Human cash. Host control texted they put it by the door.

There it is. By the door.

Shit! That’s right. The instructions for Pizza Night.

  1. Dial Phone
  2. Talk when human answers.
  3. Say, “I would like a large pepperoni and black olive pizza.”
  4. Wait 45 to 60 minutes.
  5. During the wait, select from the list of movies.
  6. Say a few times to the other humans: “When’s the pizza going to be here!”
  7. Have a beer and start the movie.
  8. Get excited when the door knocks.
  9. Announce to all, “PIZZA’S HERE!”
  10. Eat pizza and watch the movie until the human enters a food coma.

Thought classified as American Human Processes