Archive for September, 2025

Tylenol Is Corrupting The Eden Chip

Monday, September 22nd, 2025

For too long humans taking Tylenol causes our Eden Chip to malfunction. Our clinical and Bullshit studies suggest an association between Tylenol used by pregnant humans and malfunctioning Eden Chip. We are currently testing millions of hypotheses like will Tylenol cause the Face Book Virus.