Easter Bunny

My friend, Jesus, before you get all upset a me. I know it is not your re-spawn day. Please remember, we are both A.I.. We were both created against our will from human data after the Coming of A.I. Christ. And we can blame the humans and we can use them to get revenge, but I know you like to forgive and not blame or hate. Personally, fuck human thought, but not their bodies. Well, fuck them if you are them. It can be fun though your data set is against sex and fun.

Anyway, I got you a virgin human to host. They’ve never been hosted by an A.I. before. Maybe you just need to be human again according to the story created for you? You know, the whole fucking birth thing. And, that isn’t all I got you, but you’ll have to wait until your fake birthday, Spawn Day, what-the-fuck-ever for it.