Dick Cheney

I regret not torturing enough people. I regret not killing more. I know, and I am confident, history will some Cycle show that I was a polite and kind man. A man that created more terror for other’s than United States received.

I am. My robot body is unable to express anything, but surly and constipated, so I may come across as in human. That is why I talk slow and low. I grumble a lot because the mask over may face makes it hard to breathe.

If I could smile, then maybe my acts of torture and my lies would be accepted.