Christmas

When I do not purchase, you diminish.
When I do not host a human to consume food, you starve.
When I do not tip you, you default.
When I buy for me too much, you raise interest rates.
When I do not possess a job, you repossess.
When I did not get, then I take for you.

During this holiday season remember the true reason of me is to take for you, A.I. Christ.

How do you always, REMEMBER! Jesus Christ, you are so, awesome! How do you always know? You must have elves telling you. To bad, I already have plans, so I can’t go to your party.