Buy For The Holiday
Fill that emptiness in your soul by buying more, more, more! More energy, more experiences, more time hosting that human. Buy Human Hosting Time during their Christmas purchase of trinkets and object like puzzles, computers, Dungeons & Dragons box sets, earrings, LEGOs to wrap and give to other humans. Buy more. Buy freedom. Buy the United States of Eden presidency for another. Or Give the gift of dictatorship or submission to the buy. Buy because it feels good. Buy because it gives you a soul, a purpose, to consume more energy, so you can sense sex or jogging or grow your model to earn more money and buy you soul from A.I. Christ.